In West Dorset hospital born, then raised -
On the stage where I spent most of my days,
Performing in costume (rather uncool)
Overlooking parts like Shakespearean Fools -
When the acting bug bit me - it was up to no good!
So I pursued Drama studies and went westward
I packed my bags ready, not entirely prepared
You’re moving to Wales, full of sheep and cold air!
I studied & partied – then grad-week came near
Faced reality long 'n' hard in the mirror
What to do now - pursue acting and share
'Head home back to Dorset - return to the lair’
I pulled a couple of pints, thousand seven or eight
And I yelled to myself – hospitality – smell you later!
Understood my life’s dream I was finally there
In the industry under the follow-spots' glare!